Tuesday, October 21, 2008

In the link below, a Pennsylvania Woman was ordered by the court to come out of the chemical-free bubble she'd erected in the yard with plumbing and electricity without permits. The smell of everything makes her sick.

When a locator calls me up and asks if I have an apartment for rent that hasn't been cleaned yet, I just cringe, because I know they've got some bizarre, hard-to-please neurotic who fancies they have allergies and can't bear cleaning products or fresh paint. I try to be polite and courteous, but they are always time wasters. AL. WAYS. Even if they rent, I'll end up letting them out of their lease so they can go be a boil on someone else's armpit. Bubos!

Was talking online to rabbit Monday, and he steered me to this article:

phlegm: ye gawds!

rabbit: can't tell who is the nuttier one involved there.

rabbit: but, you'd think the Lustron house would be pretty sterile.

phlegm: fruitbat
rabbit: eeeyeah, that's one word for it.

phlegmf: haw

phlegm: those chemical allergy people need a severe beating

rabbit: a quick bath in a septic tank will usually cure that.

phlegm: I guar-damn-tee you we could let them all suffer death-by-air-freshener and we'd have lost nary an einstein or edison among the lot

rabbit: there's another term for them...malingerer.



Thud said...

lactose intolerant...another favourite of mine...poor little souls.

Christina LMT said...

Goodness! What a looney-tune. I have one word to describe this lady's "illness": psychosomatic!

phlegmfatale said...

thud - Chris Rock said "no one in Africa is lactose intolerant." This sort of affliction is perhaps a symptom of such physically easy lives. I'll bet that woman doesn't know the first thing about real hardship or suffering.

christina - I concur.

DirtCrashr said...

"an apartment for rent that hasn't been cleaned yet" - maybe they have a different fetish, like for a gross and smelly old stanky kind of grown-in grunge?
Either way it's gooberville.