Saturday, September 22, 2007

You ain't got no alibi
You ugly.
Yeah, yeah, you ugly.

Even I will say these shoes are ridiculous.

And that is saying something.


Anonymous said...

I hate people. A

Lin said...

Whoah, it's the mechanical aspect which grosses me out. That lady is going to end up on her butt about 200 steps away when those reversed heels crack off.
And I feel sorry for that poor little clasp purse that got sat on by some big lardo one.

Anonymous said...

Oh my God! WTF?

phlegmfatale said...

A - you always say that, you are in a rut, my little misanthropist.

lin - That's what I was thinking, that she'd lean back on her heels just a hair too far and whoopsie-daisy, teakettle-over-teacups and whatever other cutesy sayings one might come up with. They ugly.
Yeah, that purse was an engineering mystery, in my opinion.

lainy - perzackley!!!

Anonymous said...

Allz I kin say is dayum. But then, Reebocks and SAS are my high fashion footwear.

Christina RN LMT said...

I perticularly admire the little curly frond thing on the front of the shoes.
It looks like somethings growing there!
I think that purse is the true abomination, however.
I mean, the colors even clash.
How much does this shit cost, anyway?

Barbara Bruederlin said...

This is giving me a headache! And I don't even want to imagine what her underwear looks like.

Christina RN LMT said...

Wow, you can tell I was half asleep when I commented; not one, but two typos/misspellings.
Probably a record.
For me, anyway.

phlegmfatale said...

myron - yup, they're plumb et up with putrescence

christina - *L* Totally. I don't know about the bag, but the shoes are about $600, and by designer Marc Jacobs.

barbara - what underwear?

christina - Baby, you know you have carte blanche over here. In fact, I was zoned out enough that I didn't notice any typos. :P

LBJ said...

The uber ugly purse caught my attention. In my last office my technical assistant was a true shopoholic. She still lived at home so her paycheck went for shoes and clothes. She had EXQUISITE taste. She missed her calling and should have been in the fashion business. In any event, one night after work she was going out for drinks with friends at a bar right next to the mall, then was going to stop at Saks. She came in the next morning with the most GODAWFUL ugly purse. . I can't even describe it. She just looked at me with bloodshot eyes, held it up and said "don't drink and shop". We laughed about that for months.

phlegmfatale said...

skywriter - A cautionary tale for us all! That is hilarious. So did she continue to carry said offending handbag?

LBJ said...

No. . I wrapped it in crime scene tape and that's the last I saw of it.

BTW. . thanks for the comment on my blog. I didn't want to gush too much on there (as Dad gets embarrased) but what was remarkable, is they had their life, careers over, house, travel ahead, and they give it up to take in two kids who were frankly, likely abused, and definately scared and alone. And they were remarkable parents to us. My bro is a engineering guru of some fame in technical circles, and I turned out OK. Thanks to them. Mom died over 25 years ago, and I was blessed to have a step mom of the same mold.

phlegmfatale said...

skywriter - that's funny - the crime scene tape. I've made at least one regrettable purchase, so I know the feeling.

Yeah, I gathered that about your folks. I'm sorry you lost your mom, but it sounds like you and your brother REALLY landed in a wonderful place. You were lucky they found you, and they were lucky to have you.

DixieLaurel said...

Are they on backwards?

phlegmfatale said...

dixielaurel - Nope not on backwards - just designed backwards. Strange!

Sudiegirl said...

those shoes look like I made them without my glasses on.