The English government is about to ban smoking while driving. Can you imagine? Obscene! Anyway, in honor of this idiocy, I present:
Brilliant parody from Firesign Theatre - Revenge of the Non-Smokers
Smoke-easy bartender - Here ya go, but keep it on the Q.T.
Thug customer - Hey! Who you calling a cutie, you king-sized fag? I'll crush your butt!