Saddam Hussein may have sworn off food, but that rippling mane and those eyebrows don't lie: Hussein-in-tha-membrane's been on the down-low with Miss Clairol. We'll see if he gradually covers up the mostly salt/dash-o-pepper beardage. Up next: He'll swan out into the public eye in black Armani Xchange turtlenecks and flat-front black trousers from Calvin Klein. I can't wait until he "crunks" out his third-world grill. Large & in charge & keeping it real for tyranny! Go, dictators!