Why oh why must people mutilate themselves? Nicolette Sheridan - well, we all knew she was desperate, but the work she's had done recently makes her look more like 50 than 40. Yuck. Patrick Swayze is starting to look like the scary lady puppet from Mister Rogers' Neighborhood, and once-charming Meg Ryan is obviously off the reservation with child-bearing lips and frighteningly tight skin below her once-crinkly eyes. If Victoria Beckham were a piece of fried chicken, she'd be the stringy meatless wing that is the last piece left in the bucket. Some of the worst breasty implants in the business, too. Can't they learn to gracefully deal with the reality of aging? Obviously not.