Sunday, February 12, 2006

HOLLYWOOD CSI BVU: BURN VICTIMS UNIT

Why oh why must people mutilate themselves? Nicolette Sheridan - well, we all knew she was desperate, but the work she's had done recently makes her look more like 50 than 40. Yuck. Patrick Swayze is starting to look like the scary lady puppet from Mister Rogers' Neighborhood, and once-charming Meg Ryan is obviously off the reservation with child-bearing lips and frighteningly tight skin below her once-crinkly eyes. If Victoria Beckham were a piece of fried chicken, she'd be the stringy meatless wing that is the last piece left in the bucket. Some of the worst breasty implants in the business, too. Can't they learn to gracefully deal with the reality of aging? Obviously not.

8 comments:

Ben Heller said...

Patrick Swayze is currently recording a Hip Hop album with Ice T. True factamundo !

Rocky (Racquel) said...

I'm lovin' your blog, P...probably too much, tho, since I think I just peed a little from laughing too hard! :-)

Knight Of The Storms said...

good one :)

Dick said...

Nobody puts Baby's dance partner's, plastic surgeon in a corner.

phlegmfatale said...

haw haw haw, dick. Plastic surgeons are doing alright, with or without my sympathies. They're in no danger. Dow-Corning breast implant stock is up, post-surgical infections are down, and all is well.

phlegmfatale said...

and wow - you peed, rocky? I'm touched!!!
No, Ben, say it isn't so! Tell me you made that up! It's so very wrong!

Kim Carney said...

YOU are priceless! (why Meg, why?)

phlegmfatale said...

Awwww, shucks!