Evil candy heart suggestions. Bad tasting candy to lend dazzle camouflage to the aftertaste of love gone wrong. Mostly. Ok. The Phlegminist is for me. Y'all can fight over the others.
When you care enough to send the very best. "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." Thank you, Dorothy Parker.
Yes, let's cut to the chase, shall we? Happy Valentine's Day, you sexy, sexy people!