...and speaking of plastic...
Just found this--HAD to post it. Sheesh. That forehead looks so taut you could bounce a bowling ball off it. This is worse than her pee-pants photo. I'll bet they injected ass-fat under her eyes for that preternaturally not-baggagey look.
Now that I'm looking at this magazine, I'm astonished these publishers can stay in business. I could stick a pencil up my bum and write more engaging copy than "do-now desire boosters" and "your shocking holiday safety diaries." WTF???
This shit goes a long way toward explaining how not-found-in-nature countenances are celebrated as beautiful. Disturbing.