I have the flu. Aching joints, sinuses stuffed to bursting and a bastard of a headache behind the eyes. As Withnail said so daintily, "I feel like a pig shat in my head."
5 people in Dallas have died of West Nile Virus. I hope I don't have that shit. I think I'm too full of spleen for such a pathogen to really get a grip - there's only so much room in here.
I'm glad that bitch Keith got booted off Project Runway for cheating. I knew it would be him - he was the only one arrogant enough to flaunt the rules so brazenly. And it wasn't the only questionable thing he'd done in just this one episode.
Anyhoo, since I'm not up to a marathon typing session, I thought I'd give you a quiz.
One of my maternal cousins lives in the same building with one of the world's most famous Scientologists. Can you guess which one?
Big sloppy kisses and my eternal admiration to the winner.