Thursday, February 10, 2011

Tainted grub! oh oh oh oh oh! Tainted grub!*

Just when I'd forgotten the original meaning of "taint"... a lady in New Mexico got a little extra product in her yogurt sample at a grocery store. The yogurt sample tested positive for the DNA of a pushy store clerk who goaded the lady into trying the special sauce he'd apparently whipped up.

There's a lot I could say here, but I'm going to stop at wow. Just wow.

*sung to the tune of Tainted Love

7 comments:

Joshkie said...

I'm scared to click the link.

I'm thinking taser to the nether region was be appropriate at a time like this.

:-(
Josh

Jon said...

I'm guessing she knows the taste of semen and is one of those people that have to sample everything offered in the grocery store. (I think I've seen this woman in Sam's Club; pushing people out of the way for a smoked sausage on a toothpick.)

I'm wondering how she found a sample. She ate the sample she was given. Was there an entire yougurt cup of the offending mixture? Did she spit the sample into a napkin and bring it to the police? Did they wait for it come out?

Turk Turon said...

The cops noted that the victim identified the taste immediately. I thought that was uncalled for.

Midwest Chick said...

The whole thing was disgusting--per the article he brought the cup to her and when she complained about the taste the store tried to tell her it was Greek yogurt with extra protein... I'm not saying anything more on THAT point...

Even worse, now I've got that song earworming through my head.

Old NFO said...

Yech...

Anonymous said...

Oh. GAG. I agree with Joshkie: Taser to the offending appendage. And then put a rubber band around it or his family jewels bag until it turns black and falls off. Bastard. :(

charlotte g said...

EEEEEwwwwww! Everytime I think I've heard it all, someone thinks up something else.