Just when I'd forgotten the original meaning of "taint"... a lady in New Mexico got a little extra product in her yogurt sample at a grocery store. The yogurt sample tested positive for the DNA of a pushy store clerk who goaded the lady into trying the special sauce he'd apparently whipped up.
There's a lot I could say here, but I'm going to stop at wow. Just wow.
*sung to the tune of Tainted Love