Can Lindsey Lohan get any more trashy?
Wait! Don't answer that. Here the out-of-work actress gets naughty for a photoshoot for Muse magazing. Please Lindsay, pretty please? Try to find a new way to bore the shit out of us?
Wait! Don't answer that. Here the out-of-work actress gets naughty for a photoshoot for Muse magazing. Please Lindsay, pretty please? Try to find a new way to bore the shit out of us?
She was so CUTE in Freaky Friday and seemed to have a modicum of talent. Now she doesn't do anything but, uh, gross people out. She said she wanted this photoshoot to be "iconic." I think to her that means as if someone will actually know who she is -- er, was-- in 30 years.
Iconoclastic? Uh, no.
Iconocrass, more like.
This reminds me of that story about the guy talking to his surgeon: "don't operate on me like I'm gonna die, doc- operate like I'm gonna live!" "Don't photograph me like I'm a h
as-be-- er, barely-was, photograph me like I'm actually Someone Of Interest."
as-be-- er, barely-was, photograph me like I'm actually Someone Of Interest."And that photo of her with the cigarette balanced on her lip? I won't insult the hardworking diner waitresses of the world by saying she looks like she's gonna say "what're you having, sugar?" or "kiss my g
rits!" Oh no. She looks like she should be working in a diner as a short-order cook. Yeah - she's Mel all over. Except Vic Tayback was actually kind of hot and prolly had some actual skills like how to make me a scrambled-egg sandwich. Oh, and he could act.
rits!" Oh no. She looks like she should be working in a diner as a short-order cook. Yeah - she's Mel all over. Except Vic Tayback was actually kind of hot and prolly had some actual skills like how to make me a scrambled-egg sandwich. Oh, and he could act. Who wants five miles of junkie-ash flopping into their hashbrown scramble?
Not me.
Not me.
h/t to that ever-clever Tolewyn
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Actually, she looks like a crack whore. Skinny, skanky and shiny eyes waiting for another rock. There are thousands just like her waiting for the next source of money.
That girl seriously needs help...
I feel ill.
Ick. Horrible little person with too much money.
Useless as tits on a boar...
There's a case of AIDS waitiing to happen.
Elsewhere PhD
I'm so disappointed in her. Like you, I was impressed with her acting chops when she was younger, and she was ADORABLE. Now...*sigh* What a waste.
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