Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Phlegmfatale!

  1. If you lace phlegmfatale from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
  2. The average duration of sexual intercourse for phlegmfatale is two minutes.
  3. Phlegmfatale can turn her stomach inside out!
  4. During severe windstorms, phlegmfatale may sway several feet to either side!
  5. Originally, phlegmfatale could not fly.
  6. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by phlegmfatale.
  7. By tradition, a girl standing under phlegmfatale cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
  8. More people are killed by phlegmfatale each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  9. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes phlegmfatale.
  10. Research indicates that phlegmfatale will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
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FHB said...

Some of this is just WAY too disturbing to know. Just rippin' off Holly like a bandit. You MUST be busy these days.

phlegmfatale said...

You know, Holly is not just a friend - she's a role-model, and well, the trivium generator must've thought we're a lot a like. Damn good, too.

Ambulance Driver said...

# The average duration of sexual intercourse for Phlegmfatale is two minutes.

So either you're VERY good...or the guy isn't. ;)

phlegmfatale said...

ambulance driver - Well, if we're talking about accuracy, well, do you honestly think I kill more people per year than airplane crashes?

That's my whole point.

HollyB said...

Yeah, this is the most BIZZARE thing I've seen in a long time. No wonder it's generated by something with "Surreal" in the title.