- If you lace phlegmfatale from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
- The average duration of sexual intercourse for phlegmfatale is two minutes.
- Phlegmfatale can turn her stomach inside out!
- During severe windstorms, phlegmfatale may sway several feet to either side!
- Originally, phlegmfatale could not fly.
- 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by phlegmfatale.
- By tradition, a girl standing under phlegmfatale cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
- More people are killed by phlegmfatale each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
- The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes phlegmfatale.
- Research indicates that phlegmfatale will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
Some of this is just WAY too disturbing to know. Just rippin' off Holly like a bandit. You MUST be busy these days.
You know, Holly is not just a friend - she's a role-model, and well, the trivium generator must've thought we're a lot a like. Damn good, too.
# The average duration of sexual intercourse for Phlegmfatale is two minutes.
So either you're VERY good...or the guy isn't. ;)
ambulance driver - Well, if we're talking about accuracy, well, do you honestly think I kill more people per year than airplane crashes?
That's my whole point.
Yeah, this is the most BIZZARE thing I've seen in a long time. No wonder it's generated by something with "Surreal" in the title.
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