Friday, June 15, 2007

RE: the whole Paris Hilton fracas:

You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.


FHB said...

Hilarious! Thanks for reminding me of that one.

Anonymous said...

I heard a joke on Bob&Tom Thursday morning.

France is so embarassed by the whole Paris Hilton scandal that they have decide to rename the capital city 'Courtney Love'.

Thaks for the blog.

Erik in Colo.

Christina RN LMT said...

If Paris Hilton were a dog (no insult to dogs!), she'd be an Afghan Hound.
She even looks like one!
Skinny, high-maintenance, and the HAIR!
Plus, Afghans are reputed to be the dumbest dogs on the planet, so that's definitely a match!

phlegmfatale said...

fathairybastard - you're welcome.

Erik - Funnee! I'm gonna quote that!

christina - Wow, I didn't know Afghans were dumb, but I definitely wonder about the intelligence of a dog that will allow someone to "groom" it to that extent. A smart dog hasn't the time or patience for that fluffy shit.

HollyB said...

I love seein' a Dorothy Parker quip brought into a new decade!

g bro said...

Horticulture! That's appropriate since PH is a vegetable.

NotClauswitz said...

Fraw-kaahs, fray-kus, or frake-ass, she's in the slammer, baby!