I know this is twisted, but since I was a girl, I imagined the perfect man was a composite of Mr. Spock and Marshal Dillon.
I was only able to entertain such silliness because I was blissfully ignorant of the following video:
So, like I was saying, Marshal Dillon is the perfect man.
moritification update: This ALWAYS happens when I post late at night, but I HATE when I review a post the following day and find laughable spelling errors. I'm going to call it a "typo" if that's ok with y'all.