Friday, September 01, 2006

I was driving in the area of South Dallas today where some old warehouses were altered to mimic the form of middle-eastern buildings, then all painted sort of an anemic baby-doodie brown. This was done for the making of the TV movie "The Jessica Lynch story, which was about the rescue of a hot soldier-babe from the Iraqi army early on in the current proceedings. Anyway, the interior of these warehouses continue to be used as ever. So today it really cracked me up to be driving up the street seeing the minarets and arabic graffiti, only to hear Tejano music spilling out the open windows. It was kind of beautiful, actually. I wished I could do a YouTube post of that.

That Karr guy who claimed to have killed JonBenet Ramsey just wanted to get out of one of those shit-stain jails they have in Thailand. Oh, and considering how lax they are on sexual abuse of women and children, it's damned scary to think what one would have to do to actually get jailed for perversion there. Voila! Free trip home. Odds of survival or at least the survival of his teeth just went waaaaay up when he was deported. Personally, I think he needs to be put in a lock box with that dancing frog that sings "Hello my baby! Hello my honey! Hello my ragtime gal!" and buried in the foundation of a new skyscraper. Open it up to give him fresh eats and water in about 100 years. It just makes good sense.

10 comments:

Just Another Old Geezer said...

Karr needs to be put in a cell with a character like Michael Caffee in Brotherhood after the guy is told Karr made a move on his 13 year old niece.

Jay Noel said...

Your intellect makes me dizzy!

FHB said...

I say send him to gitmo, take him and all the other "guests" out to some rock outcropping and feed them to the sharks. "Have a nice day", Plump! "Have a nice day", Plump! "Yea, Allah oo ackbar to you too buddy", Plump!

fuzzbert_1999@yahoo.com said...

Wow, you summoned up old "Michigan J. Frog" - haven't thought of him in a few years. Thanks for that, if nothing else.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

I can't even look at Karr. He frightens me.

LJ said...

I love that you always catch these visual sequiturs and write them so well.

And. It would be my considered opinion that Buddy's teeth (and his life, actually) won't be worth a plug nickel if he does time here. It'll just be cleaner digs until they kill him.

nongirlfriend said...

Honey, you need to run for judge around here or something.

I'll be your campaign manager. I love your idea of justice!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I didn't think of that, that's probably exactly why that Karr fellow confessed to that murder, well, that and the fact that he's fucked in the head.

Twisted Lady said...

That Karr dude is one scary, sick bastard.

phlegmfatale said...

myron - I LIKE Michael Caffee! Yeah, he'd know what to do with that weasel. I love a clear-cut answer to troubling questions.

phoenix - Yeah, me real smart. Tee hee

fathairybastard - Club Gitmo sounds like the holiday he is aching for, I agree.

Mushy - although locking them up together would be a terrible thing to do to Michigan J. Frog, come to think of it...

lightning bug's butt - he's super creepy, and whatever happens, we know he won't REALLY get what he deserves

lj - ... and I love being in the acquaintance of people who use phrases like "Visual sequiturs" - it makes me feel all fancy. Yeah, plug nickel is right - he's so dead meat.

nongirlfriend - *L* Yeah, but I couldn't pass muster on the background screening. This week my dad and I were talking about "my brilliant career" and I laughingly said "do you think I should run for mayor?" and he played along and said "might ought to." We had a good giggle over that one.

barbara - Yup, he's definitely tetched. Poor bastard, but he still needs to be exterminated.

blog whore - Totally. We should have zero tolerance for that kind of bullshit - there's no rehabilitating people like that, and I don't want them around my family's beloved little ones, or anyone else's.