Will fatherhood spoil the neanderthal charms of bongo entoosiast Texan Matthew McConaughey?
On a recent surfing trip to Nicaragua, MM arrived at a bar drunk and drank a whole lot more as he put the moves on all the women in the place. At one point, he apparently blew out a flip flop and then jumped on the bar and said in broken Spanish "I lost my flip flop."
Naturally, this was of tremendous concern to everyone.
MM was later seen sifting through a sewage ditch for his missing special left flip flop.
I hope he finds it. Really, I do.