Antiques Roadshow Update
So, M went to the thingie, and she called me early in the afternoon with results on my painting.
She had been giving me grief about the frame, saying she can't believe I would consider paying $5 for that frame, let alone $12.95. So when she called me, she started off by saying the painting was only worth so much, but the frame was incredibly valuable. Like the colossal goober I am, I said "Really?!" to much laughter from my tormentor.
Turns out, they didn't have an expert with any particular knowledge of 20th century Texas painters, and they sort of sputtered and hemmed and hawed over it for a bit. At last, they came up with info from an art dealer online database, and they valued my painting at $500-1000. Yeah, big whoop, but totally worth the $12.95 and having the story.
M also said she and her friend were turned out and wearing the best boots in the place, jeans with hems the proper length, and they were both wearing their platter-size equestrian trophy buckles, and still they didn't get filmed for broadcast, alas. She said the people who were making it onto camera seemed to indicate that the Antiques Roadshow producers were set on showing Texans to be the most backward, unsophisticated bunch of rubes. One guy who was being filmed with his artifact appeared to be wearing plastic cowboy boots, and she said his jeans were an embarrassing length.
There you have it: boot snobbery. If someone is going to attempt to cowboy- or cowgirl-up in a state that actually has cowboys and cowgirls, they need to do a teeny bit of research and make sure they come correct. Now I'll have to watch that episode simply in hopes of seeing the plastic-looking cowboy boots.
Booo plastic cowboy boot guy!
Well done on the painting though!
Frellin' Yankees...tryin' to perpetuate THEIR idea of what Texans should look like, instead of what we ACTUALLY look like.
May they all be condemned to live in the Hail that is north of the Mason-Dixon.
barbara - si, si! BOOO! Hisss!
hollyb - damn skippy!
That's a very nice return on $12.95... When you say jeans at an embarrassing length, is that too short or too long?
So are my old Tony Lama bullhides still kosher, or do I need to go shoppin'?
kevin - the jeans were too short
xavier - I suspect your bullhides are exactly as they should be
Nice call on that painting and frame, Phlegm. Good eye. Way ta go!
Hilarious. Yep, I'll be lookin' for that one.
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