Sunday, July 01, 2007

$5325! I think I'll set up that personal pension plan tomorrow, then perhaps a little shopping...

$5325.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth

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Anonymous said...

Humphff. for some reason, they think my precious corpus is worth only $4005. Some of the criteria I can understand; others I cannot fathom. I'd think it would more, uh, INTERESTING to study a body
- - - with some scrap iron left by orthopedic repairs.
- - - that has undergone open heart surgery.
- - - is an insulin-maintained Type II diabetic.
- - - is regularly abused by tobacco, caffeine, and artificial sweeteners, yet using little or no alcohol. - - -
and yet survives into my mid-sixties.

Oh, well, perhaps it's hard to find folks who would appreciate a quality cadaver. I'd think either the drug companies OR medical students would be fascinated. ;-)


FHB said...

Ya beat me.

HollyB said...

I've taken this STOOPID quiz x2 and I am only worth $3775!!!!
I think my kids would make more money to bonk me on the head NOW and sell my organs. I hear kidneys alone are goin' for between $20 and $40K. The lungs are pretty much shot b/c of the smokin'-- but then again, they could sell them to an Anti-Smoking group to show what 37 yrs of 2 packs/day will do. Now the Liver, and Heart are OK, as well as the corneas. So they should net a pretty penny by the time they've auctioned me off!
Go for it, Kids. Finance Grad School!

NotClauswitz said...

$2940... Oh well, not enough to retire on it.

phlegmfatale said...

jpg - well, I'd think they could do some serious efficacy testing on those after-market parts of yourn. You may want to contact the manufacturer!

fhb - Still, I'm a little insulted! I thought they should at least give me a number that I couldn't spend in 5 minutes. It's only fair.

hollyb - Well, the good news is you're worth more to your young'uns alive than dead. That's a healthy incentive to keep a broad around. We like that!

dirtcrashr - oh, you HAVE done some living, haven't you, darling? I was just thinking that my relatively high number probably indicates I really haven't made the most of opportunities to self-indulge, alas!

NotClauswitz said...

I'm worth more to the Taxidermy industry. ;-)