Mingle2 - Online Dating
Humphff. for some reason, they think my precious corpus is worth only $4005. Some of the criteria I can understand; others I cannot fathom. I'd think it would more, uh, INTERESTING to study a body - - - with some scrap iron left by orthopedic repairs.- - - that has undergone open heart surgery.- - - is an insulin-maintained Type II diabetic.- - - is regularly abused by tobacco, caffeine, and artificial sweeteners, yet using little or no alcohol. - - - and yet survives into my mid-sixties.Oh, well, perhaps it's hard to find folks who would appreciate a quality cadaver. I'd think either the drug companies OR medical students would be fascinated. ;-)JPG
Ya beat me.
I've taken this STOOPID quiz x2 and I am only worth $3775!!!! I think my kids would make more money to bonk me on the head NOW and sell my organs. I hear kidneys alone are goin' for between $20 and $40K. The lungs are pretty much shot b/c of the smokin'-- but then again, they could sell them to an Anti-Smoking group to show what 37 yrs of 2 packs/day will do. Now the Liver, and Heart are OK, as well as the corneas. So they should net a pretty penny by the time they've auctioned me off!Go for it, Kids. Finance Grad School!
$2940... Oh well, not enough to retire on it.
jpg - well, I'd think they could do some serious efficacy testing on those after-market parts of yourn. You may want to contact the manufacturer!fhb - Still, I'm a little insulted! I thought they should at least give me a number that I couldn't spend in 5 minutes. It's only fair.hollyb - Well, the good news is you're worth more to your young'uns alive than dead. That's a healthy incentive to keep a broad around. We like that!dirtcrashr - oh, you HAVE done some living, haven't you, darling? I was just thinking that my relatively high number probably indicates I really haven't made the most of opportunities to self-indulge, alas!
I'm worth more to the Taxidermy industry. ;-)
Post a Comment