Okay, I needs must be cryptic, but I know y'all are real smart and can figure out the riddle here.
Today, I'm going to meet the person who created a famous wall plaque of a certain aquatic creature wot sings songs of lament and irony as said creature flails futilely on said plaque.
I have friends who have performed solo recitals in Carnegie Hall and concert halls all over the world. I have a friend who has been nominated for multiple Grammys. With all these famous, sexy people, I'm cool. But I admit I'm a little starstruck about meeting this inventor person.
I think this is where I earn my hillbilly bona fides!