Monday, September 01, 2008




In refuting John McCain's choice for Veep, P. Diddy comes up with one of the best arguments for Sarah Palin that I've heard. Tedious and profanity laden, you may want to FF to the money shot at 3:35.

To wit: "there's not even no crackheads in Alaska."

Sounds like a ringing endorsement, if I ever heard one.

h/t to Bayou Renaissance Man

Oh, and WHILE we are on the subject, let's just address the touchy-feely bushwa of "children are the future" and the culture of youth-worship and all that. Um, No, Morons, OLD PEOPLE are the future. That is to say, if we play our cards right, we live to be old, and that's in the future for every one of us wot dudn't get killdeded. Just because you come from a thug culture that celebrates some latter-day cowboy update of living fast and dying young doesn't make it desireable, heroic or anything other than a reality-deficient romance.



OrangeNeckInNY said...

Oh.My.God. What an idiot. Rantings from an unedjoomakated moron. The Black population bitch and moan about being compensated for slavery, from Americans that had nothing to do with it. If anything, they should sue their ancestors' tribal leaders for selling them as slaves. Which brings me to my point: if Obama gets elected, everyone in America will become slaves. In the case of this Diddiot, he's just like Obama; he spoke for 4 min. 07 sec., but he really didn't say anything. Perfect.

phlegmfatale said...

Well said, orange neck - btw -when you gonna start your own blog, dearie? This vid was plumb et up with ignunce.

Buck said...

Um, No, Morons, OLD PEOPLE are the future.

Yeah. And we VOTE, too. Consistently. Which is why I'm kinda-sorta holding out hope for November.

Breda said...

I would bet that, if given a map, Sean Combs AKA Puff Daddy AKA PDiddy AKA Sirrack Obama (wtf?) would not be able to locate Alaska.

I would also bet that he made this video shortly after smoking a big fat blunt.

Thud said...

yes diddy..its a crying shame that Alaska isn't like Oakland.....what a dickhead...a liberal would feel uncomfortable as he plainly does with no crackheads and crime...just how do the rest of us manage?

phlegmfatale said...

damn skippy, buck - here's to your fine OLD habitually-voting ass!

breda - I'd be betting on your side in that wager. I'll bet you're right. He seemed far more dim that I could ever have imagined he would be. As they said on Fat Albert, like school in the summer: no class.

thud - Yup, misery loves company. Resplendent in his dirtbaggery, oui?

Rabbit said...

Priss says:

"That's what I call a T.N.F."

Ruff. Grrr.

Sadie responds with:
"Alaska, MF?"

Woof. Owooo.


Becky said...

You mean we're not supposed to rely upon rappers to provide political guidance?