I suggest there should be an entire range of Puppy Breath aromatherapy products.
The smells from the other end of her, well, I'll not abuse your sensibilities by attempting to describe, but...
Funny thing about JRTs is their tidy, pink little rear-ends. Before a Code Dos bathroom event, sometimes Valentine got what I called a DBPO: dookie bootie pokey-outey. One off-kilter individual spoke laughingly of slicing off a few washers. OTOH, Praline has the most unmistakable *ahem* event horizon I've ever seen. I don't have to bother asking "do you need to go out?" I mean, it's sort of the 800 pound gorilla in the room.
Good doggie for letting momma know.