Jeff Gordon's Gay
I came upon this song at Les Jones' blog via Tam at View from the Porch. Actually, Les had a link to a shorter version of the song with a different video, but I 'bout blew a gasket laughing at this one. Funnee. I've watched it, like, 10 times and I don't even like Nascar. Any hick song that wrangles a reference to Spandau Ballet rates high in my book. And funnier still, it's difficult to tell if the singer disdains Jeff Gordon or Earnhardt fans more. Enjoy!
6 comments:
Oh, dear gawd, is that a side splitter!
It doesn't really reach its zenith of humor unless you're a NASCAR agnostic who's spent years working in a rural pawn shop with a staff full of rabid, proselytizing Earnhardt worshippers, though, trust me. ;)
tam - it kinda wrecked me, and I just now went back and watched it agin! I'm frightened to think how rife with meaning this all is for somenone with a C.V. like yours, so I'll just take your word for it. I'm glad I chased those links from your blog over to google over to that other blog - I'm horrified to think I might never have heard this golden chestnut.
Jeff Gordon is so not gay.
Jeff Gordon's Gay.
Does he have a gay? Is he getting his gay on? Or are Nascar Drivers like cowboys, secretly fond of each other (according to Willy Nelson).
This reminds me of graffiti I once saw. Someone wrote: "My mother made me a HOMOSEXUAL!". Smeone else scrawled underneath, " If I give her enough yarn, can she make me one too?"
Well, I guess that makes Jeff Gordon FAAAAAAAAABULOUS! (He'd definitely be somebody's bitch in Stir. I have to stop now. The Warden - he's a winkin' at me...
-AL
I just have a passing familiarity with NASCAR, but still found it funny. Do you think the artist intentionally drew a big package on Jeff Gordon or was that my dirty mind?
lightning bug's butt - *nodding* ok.
anonymous Al - *L* He is THE gay, apparently. Don't piss off that Warden!
barbara - I know it is actually a group experience that is more than the sum of its parts. Like I said, I hang at the tailgate parties with the grill and ice chests. Good enough for me. *L* That cartoon was Speed Racer, but I didn't even check the package - will have to go back and watch again. May not be your dirty mind - I can just be a dim bulb sometimes.
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