I was going to get up at about 5 am and head for Arkansas to see my grandpa, but I'm thinking I'll put it off. I hate to, but I'm in a rare moment where I don't feel like a mini road trip. Shoot. I'm off Mon/Tues/Wed - maybe I'll go Monday. We'll see...
tenant complaint of the week: the drawer of my new refrigerator squeaks. I need you to fix it.
Squeaking fridge drawers. Some people's lives are so difficult.
Hey, I've got to have the winter air taken out of my tires on my truck and the summer air put in... Could you do that for me?
barbara - Indeed! This woman is fast becoming a problem child. I may have to spank her, soon.
ranger tom - Is that a disparaging comment on my audio blog or a compliment? I can't quite tell. Should my feelings be hurt, or should I be flattered?
Don't open the fridge and the drawer won't squeak!
It might do wonders for your figure too!
Not that there's anything wrong with your figure, I imagine.
Well, it was HER refrigerator drawer, but as the apartment manager, I have to field all complaints, even the frivolous ones. Still, I'll throw something at you just for the joy of seeing you running!
my screws are a little loose...could you help me with that?
imagining a tv show with extreme makeover underdog style host talking about the tragedy and the injustice of it all. in comes a uniformed team from the professional drawer unsqueakers society, armed and ready to grease up that squeak and set things right...
*L* You'd be amazed how many grown men call me because their doorknob is loose or they have a lightbulb out. I'm like - dude - grow some balls and tighten your own damned doorknob - don't you have a screwdriver?
Of course, I send maintenance to tighten the doorknob, because how can I refuse to help someone so very pitiful and unable to take care of themselves? But the lightbulbs? They're on their own with that one.
That's a brilliant idea, handy girl, and after the crack team of experts aligns all the planets of the universe by unsqueaking that drawer they can get the pea from under her 40 mattresses and exterminate the bug up her ass.
How can anyone tollerate a squeeky fidge draw?
I dunno, but it couldn't have happened to a more deserving candidate. It's silly. I would try waxing it or something, but I was afraid to suggest anything lest the "fix" go wrong and THEN it would be MY fault!
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