Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Monday, a vendor rep on property repairing a piece of equipment came to my office to tell me the equipment still wasn't put aright.

Him: I'm going to have to have a talk with our parts supplier. He keeps giving me the wrong part.
Me: Tell him if he keeps that up I'm going to come over there and spank him.
Him, grinning: Yes, ma'am!


That's what I like to hear.

11 comments:

Old NFO said...

hehehe- Better not make promises like that, somebody is liable to take you up on it :-)

g bro said...

First Hedy with a whip, now this. Yes, Mistress Phlegmmy!

Dr. StrangeGun said...

Are you *sure* you're not considering your friend's career advice?

Sigboy said...

Now I know what the Rule 34 thing was about! No, no, it still doesn't make sense.

phlegmfatale said...

Old NFO - Couldn't figure out if he personally found the idea titillating, or he enjoyed the thought of the other guy's cruel comeuppance.

g bro - Was my Freudian slip showing? Nah, didn't think so.

Dr. StrangeGun - uh. uh.

Sigboy - It's all disturbing, isn't it?

Cliff47 said...

Beat me, whip me, show me that you care...

phlegmfatale said...

Cliff47- is that a bad thing? :P

Buck said...

(sigh) I chased the label-link and was severely disappointed.

Tease.

phlegmfatale said...

Buck - I'll have to add to that category, obviously.

Christina LMT said...

But the most important question is: Which shoes are appropriate to wear on this occasion?! Inquiring minds want to know...

Cliff47 said...

Not if you do it with feeling, Young Lady.