Friday, December 05, 2008

In a perfect world, there would be a cigar bar in a former church called Holy Smokes.

There also would be a diner run by a couple named Sam and Ella which would specialize in undercooked pork, questionable eggs and dubious potaters.

There would be a landscaping company run by shade-tree law enforcement officers and it would be called Lawn Order.

That is all.


Old NFO said...

Good ones! I'm too damn tired to think about more, but I know they are out there... :-)

DBA Dude said...

In local big city we have a pie shop called Sweeney & Todd!

They make some fantastic home made pies - venison and oyster being my favourite.

Ken said...

How about a lawn care and organic fertilizer company called Lawn Ordure?

Unknown said...

Hehe. I like the pie shop name in Pushing Daisies -- The Pie Hole.

Anonymous said...

A friend of mine in Galveston tried to convert his place of business/residence (a former Jewish temple) into a cafe/bar, featuring "cheeses, fried for your sins", and a drink featuring Mogen David wine, to be nknown as the "Neghila".

phlegmfatale said...

Old NFO - come on back if you think of some.

DBA Dude - Nice, but venison and oyster??? I wouldn't have thunk it.

Oldsmoblogger - That is superb!

Becky - cute, I like it!

Anonymous - that is hilarious! :) Thanks for the grin.