Wednesday, December 17, 2008

I've never lived before, until I saw this beef jerky purse.




SRSLY.

13 comments:

Christina LMT said...

It's definitely handy if you get stranded on a desert island...an immediate food source to tide you over...WIN!

MiniKat said...

o.O All I can say right now is "wow."

Tam said...

I'm not sure whether I'm appalled... or hungry.

BobG said...

Wonder how long before the dog eats it.

Sigboy said...

Until the dog eats the purse before Phglemmy has to leave on a glamorous night out. I can see it now, her gazing at the dog, saying, "We just can;t have nice things."

hoosierboy said...

If it came with a bacon wallet I would start carrying. Can you call it a man purse?

OrangeNeckInNY said...

Does it come in teriyaki flavor?

rickn8or said...

B-b-but she took scissors to a pair of shoooz!

phlegmfatale said...

Christina - yeah, better suck that jerky and not chew it, make it last...

MiniKat - it's ossum, possum!

Tam - it's made of win.

sigboy - oh, you've met my puppies, then? They chewed up a wood fixture in my apartment this morning. This is not going in a good direction. eep.

hoosierboy!!! - We can call it anything you want!

OrangeNeck - I'll betcha it COULD come in teriyaki!

rikn8or - well, they weren't very pretty shoes to begin with, and she made something interesting out of them, so she is absolved.

Becky said...

Can you imagine trying to walk by a dog with that thing slung around you? My dogs hear the bag noise for the beef jerky and come running.

OrangeNeckInNY said...

Pepper spray the things the puppehs would chew. Then when their inflamed taste buds sends shards of pain to their brains and leaves them dragging their tongues across the cold tile floors, then maybe, just maybe, they'll think twice about chewing on the next item they think is a chew toy.

And by no means start out using Grizzly Bear strength pepper spray. That might send hot flames shooting out their asses and putting them into a low-earth orbit.

Old NFO said...

Agreed, I'd love to see somebody try to walk through a dog show with one of them...LOL

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I wish I had seen that before I finished my Christmas shopping. I know a certain spousal unit who would insist there be one of these in the house at all times.