Thursday, July 04, 2013

Wild Puppies™ Epic Theme Song

I cleverly crafted such a magnificent theme song for the puppies that it's almost Swiftian in its rapier-like subtlety.  Accompanied on uke, this tune is engineered to whip unsuspecting puppies into a mad, foam-flecked frenzy.  Once so hotly stoked, said puppies will be my minions, agents of chaos, travel agents and disseminators of dander in three flavors.  Here are the lyrics:


Wild Puppies!
Wild Puppies!
Wild Puppies Gone Wild!

Wild Puppies!
Wild Puppies!
Wild Puppies Gone Wild!

(rinse, lather, repeat once more with moar feeling)

Sitting here today, on the sofa, strumming madly and singing each verse with greater intensity than the previous, all three of them crawled up beside me, curled up, and proceeded not to frenzy.  I may need to re-think this. 

Wild Puppies™ courtesy of PhlegmTone records


Johnny - Oh said...

You must remember, "Music Soothes the savage beast." :)

Old NFO said...

Heh... You are having WAY too much fun!!! :-D

Jess said...

I think the problem is the presentation. To whip puppies into a frenzy, you have to be on your feet, dancing, clapping your hands and singing in a loud voice.

Of course, a treat held in one hand helps with the process. Bacon always works.

Jennifer said...

Ha! Maybe the ballad of the mighty squirrel killer will get them going.