Thursday, August 19, 2010

Red Shirt Cologne. Because tomorrow may never come.

It is incumbent upon me to make you aware of important new products which will improve your life or at least enhance your groove-quotient by even the teeniest bit. In the spirit of bringing wonderful products to the people, I squee'ed when I saw this at Hastings last night. The blurb on the back is priceless:

Put yourself in the line of fire. RED SHIRT Cologne is made for the young, modern man of the galaxy who doesn’t hesitate; who revels in being alive today. RED SHIRT Cologne instills confidence, showing the universe your strength, your valor, your devotion to living each day as though it could be your last.

Bright, clean and Direct with Top notes of green mandarin, bergamot and a hint of lavender, RED SHIRT Finish Strong with base notes of leather and grey musk. It’s a daring men’s fragrance for those brave enough to place no trust in tomorrow.

Red Shirt Cologne: Because Tomorrow May Never Come.

How fabulous is that, eh?

If that weren't enough, there's Shirtless Kirk Cologne:

Shirtless Kirk Cologne for Men Set Phasers for Stunning! Sometimes the only thing standing between you and a successful mission is a thin piece of cloth. And whether in battle or love, you know the shirt is simply…optional. Some say it's the Uniform-made to command respect, strength and honor; but it's your flesh and blood barely contained within that svelte Officer's Attire that make you exactly who and what you are. And you know it. Shirtless Kirk Save the Day. Save the Night.

The funny thing is now I want to wear it. That's not weird, is it?


Buck said...

The funny thing is now I want to wear it.

Shirtless? That wouldn't be weird at all. ;-)

Keads said...

Cool! I just ordered onAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH! (THUNK)"He's dead Jim."