Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Pet product you never knew you needed: Poop Freeze


I'm not making this up: Poop Freeze is meant to instantly solidify your pet's di-reer or loose stools so you can, well, you can actually get them up in one fell poop. Apparently you squirt the offending product with the spray and it freezes the doo so you can, uh, collect it more effeciently.


I'm sort of in ecstasies of disgust on this one, and also sort of just in ecstasies. This might be kind of cool to have around.

Wow.

11 comments:

Peter said...

Hmm . . . when suffering from the runs, insert spout in appropriate orifice and squeeze trigger. Who knows? It might be more effective than Imodium!

;-)

phlegmfatale said...

Oh, Peter. That's terrible!

Carteach0 said...

That one can could shut down my entire school administration.

Anonymous said...

Plus as a side benefit it would probably reduce the offending odor.

B Woodman

Shannon said...

Sheer Genius.

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Keads said...

Hmmm... Looks like someone got creative! I use something called component freeze spray at work for troubleshooting electronic "stuff". I bet this is the same stuff relabelled.

Such things work good on the "gum on the shoe" problem too!

Crucis said...

Carteach0, shut down or shut up?

Phlem, you dont' have that problem with cats. Heh!

steff66 said...

Ahhhh...someone watched the movie "Envy" one too many times.

Jon said...

Just make sure you put a popsicle stick in it before you freeze it. Also, make sure you throw it away and don't put it in the freezer.;)

Rabbit said...

geeeenius...sheer geeeenius!

Bet it takes warts off, too. No more hot beer! Imagine the uses!

Freezing poop? I'd have never thought of that.