Thursday, March 19, 2009

um. ew.

h/t to rabbit

16 comments:

Jay G said...

That ain't stimulatin' my package...

phlegmfatale said...

Jay G - just another of the many services we provide here at Phlegm Industries Laboratories™. Thank you, drive through.

Hammer said...

Paris Hilton age progression:
5 years.

Thud said...

my goodness...I need to take to drink.

phlegmfatale said...

Hammer - that, or Paris has a slightly older brother...

Thud - I take pride in helping others get in their cups

Buck said...

OMG. That's just WRONG.

phlegmfatale said...

Indeed. Faded tartan pillows with black vinyl? That's so 1988.

HankH said...

Thanks Ms. phlegmfatale for helping me with my diet, because I just lost my appetite.....yikes!!!!!!

MiniKat said...

To really pull off drag, one needs boobs. Plain and simple. That outfit doesn't work.

Is that a peg-leg? Either that or someone needs several sammiches and some time in the Sun!

I really wish we had some beer in the house. Thanks for making me need one, Ms. Phlegm. ;-)

phlegmfatale said...

HankH - that's me: always thinking of others. Happy to oblige.

MiniKat - It is truly frightening, oui? Have one for me while you're hitting the suds.

Old NFO said...

Oh... THAT is bad... Can I get a brain scrub please???

OrangeNeckInNY said...

Oh!! My eyes!! They burnnnnnnnnnn!!! Why, oh, why must you torture me soooooo??? LOL.

Christina LMT said...

A new escort service: Dessicated Drag Queens!

You heard about it here first, Folks.
Be sure to thank Phlegmmy.

DirtCrashr said...

How'd you find my sister? Yikes!

DirtCrashr said...

I gave credit to you, it goes back to Rabbit though.

Ranger Tom said...

Ack!

My ex-Mother-in-Law!

Mommy! Daddy!

My eyes are bleeding!