Until the dog eats the purse before Phglemmy has to leave on a glamorous night out. I can see it now, her gazing at the dog, saying, "We just can;t have nice things."
Pepper spray the things the puppehs would chew. Then when their inflamed taste buds sends shards of pain to their brains and leaves them dragging their tongues across the cold tile floors, then maybe, just maybe, they'll think twice about chewing on the next item they think is a chew toy.
And by no means start out using Grizzly Bear strength pepper spray. That might send hot flames shooting out their asses and putting them into a low-earth orbit.
I wish I had seen that before I finished my Christmas shopping. I know a certain spousal unit who would insist there be one of these in the house at all times.
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It's definitely handy if you get stranded on a desert island...an immediate food source to tide you over...WIN!
o.O All I can say right now is "wow."
I'm not sure whether I'm appalled... or hungry.
Wonder how long before the dog eats it.
Until the dog eats the purse before Phglemmy has to leave on a glamorous night out. I can see it now, her gazing at the dog, saying, "We just can;t have nice things."
If it came with a bacon wallet I would start carrying. Can you call it a man purse?
Does it come in teriyaki flavor?
B-b-but she took scissors to a pair of shoooz!
Christina - yeah, better suck that jerky and not chew it, make it last...
MiniKat - it's ossum, possum!
Tam - it's made of win.
sigboy - oh, you've met my puppies, then? They chewed up a wood fixture in my apartment this morning. This is not going in a good direction. eep.
hoosierboy!!! - We can call it anything you want!
OrangeNeck - I'll betcha it COULD come in teriyaki!
rikn8or - well, they weren't very pretty shoes to begin with, and she made something interesting out of them, so she is absolved.
Can you imagine trying to walk by a dog with that thing slung around you? My dogs hear the bag noise for the beef jerky and come running.
Pepper spray the things the puppehs would chew. Then when their inflamed taste buds sends shards of pain to their brains and leaves them dragging their tongues across the cold tile floors, then maybe, just maybe, they'll think twice about chewing on the next item they think is a chew toy.
And by no means start out using Grizzly Bear strength pepper spray. That might send hot flames shooting out their asses and putting them into a low-earth orbit.
Agreed, I'd love to see somebody try to walk through a dog show with one of them...LOL
I wish I had seen that before I finished my Christmas shopping. I know a certain spousal unit who would insist there be one of these in the house at all times.
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