Saturday, May 22, 2010

Byline: THE STRONGEST VISUAL BIRTH CONTROL ON THE MARKET TODAY

Visit Shit My Kids Ruined for a few laughs.





Personal favorites: 5 minutes alone with a blue sharpie, Sweeny Toddler [day before the easter photo] and my appetite.








I remain childless and holding. *heh*

7 comments:

Joanna said...

If I have to be responsible for another human being for that long, I'm going to think LONG and HARD before I start on it.

Buck said...

Number Two pencil through my speaker cones = ALL of them. JBLs. Expensive JBLs. It's a wonder infanticide isn't more common.

Old NFO said...

Oh man... that is just sad... but FUNNY!!! :-)

I had to replace carpet too. Sigh...

TOTWTYTR said...

We must have been over controlling parents because I don't recall anything like that. Well, except for the stove thing. One of my kids did something to the door on our old dishwasher. We never quite figured it out, but the hinges and springs ended up getting replaced.

Sarah said...

Childfree over here. If I had kids and they did even half the things documented on that site, I'd stay drunk on a permanent basis.

Borepatch said...

I noticed no pictures of damaged cars. :-/

rickn8or said...

Borepatch--
You must have missed the one about securing car keys when you leave the house... you know, the one with the picture of the semi-closed garage door and the car that has "D" and "R" backwards on the console.