The Dallas Morning News did an article yesterday listing statistics on the grease-clotted fodder we Texans gobbled up at the State Fair last month, to the tune of 2.5 million corny dogs sold, etc.
People will go on about a healthy alternative not being available to eat on the midway.
Well, here's my contribution, and I'm thinking I need to patent this toute-de-suite and reserve booth space to sell my new invention at the next state fair. I'm going to be a millionaire.
Are you ready? Are you sitting down? OK.
Deep-fried Salad-on-a-stick. It could be a 1/8th wedge of Iceberg lettuce with olives, tomato bits and little buds of ranch dressing embedded, then breaded and deep-fried.
Or, how about deep-fried cole slaw? What's better for you than cabbage?
What do you think? I'll let you know when I do my IPO, mkay?