Saturday, November 11, 2006

News Flash:

Film director Guy Ritchie has encouraged his wife Madonna to start directing her own films.

Translation: He's sick of hearing her tell him how he ought to be directing his work. This is a classic example of "if you know so much about it, why don't you do it yourself?"

This might get interesting.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha! Good for him!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

This could indeed get very interesting. Will this turn out to be a cringe-worthy vanity project or something of substance? The world holds its breath.

Meg said...

At least, stop adopting.

Anonymous said...

Ok, so we'll have movies involving pr0n or children's stories, or a mix.

(yawn)

It won't play in Peoria. I remember not paying to go see 'Shanghai Surprise'.

Regards,
Rabbit.

phlegmfatale said...

bottle job blonde - finally, maybe something that will shut her up! tee hee!

barbara - It remains to be seen - she's certainly savvy and seems to know her market, so it could be amusing at the very least

meg - you're cracking me up

rabbit - Yeah, but I blame the failure of Shanghai Surprise on that shitty actor Sean Penn - he sucks. I still can't believe Chris Penn died - such a shame.

Anonymous said...

Madonna's acting bites diseased donkey nuts.

There is no directing in the world that could polish that turd.

phlegmfatale said...

hammer - what's weird to me is there is a huge animation film coming out soon, and they cast hers as the voice of the ingenue, the heroine of the film - I wonder how much she paid them to let her do that. Hell, she must have financed the entire project. Eek.

otownhandyman said...

And to think I used to like her...uh...20 years ago. It's a shame that Jack Palance died today, and not the entertainer mentioned in this post.

phlegmfatale said...

otown - Yup - one Jack Palance was worth more than 100 Madonnas

Anonymous said...

The only way she'll shut up is if someone sews her fucking mouth shut.

phlegmfatale said...

bottle job blonde - someone this week INSISTED I check out wtfpeople.com, which is a disgusting site, but I couldn't resist clicking on the "Madonna Fart Dance" link, which is a send-up of Madonna's Hung Up song & video with a man in a leotard, wig, fright mask and heels doing a bunch of yoga stretches and passing wind in an audible fashion. It's actually hilarious

phlegmfatale said...

ooh, found it on youtube, but, well, I'm going to make you work to see that one - it's too tacky to link (never thought I'd type that here) but the address is
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jJtknVWOyrU

And it's apparently someone named Bo Selecta or that is a British TV show or some such. it's a giggle

LJ said...

Guffaw. I'll bet you're right on the money there.

FHB said...

Really... shut the hell up and do your own.

phlegmfatale said...

lj - aint I, though?

fathairybastard - Yuppers. my thoughts, precisely. Poor Guy.

Becky said...

Can you hear me groaning from up here?

phlegmfatale said...

becky - I think we're emitting a collective groan