I'm off work the next two days, so this will be me. Just kidding - I'm much better groomed than this. And I don't drink the kind of beer that should have been left in the horse in the first place. I am a remote-control Nazi, though.
The Smoking Gun reports that the ATF is demanding that crunked-out grills of convicted gangbanger felons be confiscated as federal property, since the oral bling is evidence of ill-gotten gains. The defense said the confiscation of the dental appliances would compromise the dental health of the felons. That's ok, cause when they get in the joint, their new daddy Bluto will probably prefer them toothless and will happily relieve them of they gold package. Classy!
American Idol Pap -
Who will go home - Paris Bennett despite her two solid performances Tuesday night
Who should go home - Um, Katherine's first song was abysmal, but her second was fantastic. Chris Daughtry's first was great and the second sucked balls. It's kind of a toss-up who's next on the block, but I predict top two will be Taylor and Chris. Kind of interesting, now, but as ever, thank goodness for DVR and being able to forward through the crap like that revolting host and his incessant flirting with Simon and then there's the insufferable commercials... tv. yuck. but I just cain't quit yew!