Saturday, November 19, 2011

Fix-A-Flat Ass



9 comments:

Guffaw in AZ said...

OMG

Breda said...

Except that's a dude. For reals.

BGMiller said...

First, how in Offler's name does anybody decided that letting a tranny inject a selection from the Lowes' bargain bin in their fifth point of contact is something to even consider? And don't say drugs or alcohol. Even if I mainlined a distilled blend of 'shrooms, LCD, and PCP I wouldn't think that was a good idea.

Second, the line "sports an apparently enhanced rear herself in arrest photos"... Ya think?

BGM

Tam said...

*Blink*

Fix-A-Flat? Really? Really?

Roscoe said...

The story from the Miami Herald.

I grew up near Tampa and left last fall after nearly 40 years. If they ask about the state, I tell people in my new town that Florida is a lot like the place depicted in (Herald columnist) Carl Hiaasen's books ... only much stranger.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/82tpwgg

Jennifer said...

Huh. So she bought the junk in her trunk at Auto Zone.

Old NFO said...

'Blink'...'Blink'... scrubbing eyes... re-reading... Nah, it's GOT to be a joke, right??? or not...

Anonymous said...

Please, please, PLEASE tell me that he/she/it's mug shot has been photoshopped, as that doesn't even look remotely attractive.

I also grant you one comment title WIN!

Magpie Knits said...

Photoshopped, definitely.

PurpleMagpie