Monday, October 01, 2007

COYOTE TRAVEL

...in which some misbegot nice lady missed out on the memo about how one is supposed to chew one's own arm off...

7 comments:

Christina said...

Great minds think alike.

Check out my latest post...

DirtCrashr said...

Sheesh, New Yorkers....

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Thanks for the heads up. If I'm ever in that situation, I'm definitely going for the arm chewing.

Rabbit said...

nonono...you go *under* to get the handcuffs to the front, not over.

She never saw "Thunderheart", I bet.

klutz.

Regards,
Rabbit.

g bro said...

I'm waiting for the lawyers to say that the airport security should have known she was having a psychotic break and hospitalized her. Then everyone gets a billion dollars.

There is some strange backstory we haven't heard yet.

Catmoves said...

I always thought that one's hands were behind their back when handcuffs were used? I tried holding my hands in back. Couldn't get anywhere near my throat.
So I tried in front. I could reach my throat, but couldn't force my neck to stay in the right position. It seems truth is partially lacking in this article.

phlegmfatale said...

christina - disturbing!

dirtcrashr - she was totally jonesing

barbara - smart girl

rabbit - amateur!

g bro - Apparently she was running through the airport yelling "I'm not a terrorist" which is exactly like yelling in a theater "There's NO FIRE!"

catmoves - I'd like diagrams of this, actually - it's a mystery. Seems impossible, unless some bizarre yoga-like position cut her air/circulation off somehow...