Tuesday, February 05, 2008

BREAKING NEWS:



Move over global warming, primary elections and the price of teacakes in Chinatown:



Tom Jones has insured his chest hair for $7 million (3.5 million pounds). Lloyd's of London said "we can re-hair him. We have the technology."



SRSLY.

13 comments:

none said...

Bwahahahah! When I saw him in concert last week he flashed his chest and stomach hair about three times.

I wonder if he's worried about a crazed fan shaving off his tight and curlies?

Anonymous said...

I wished he still looked that good. Oh well, time does fly.

I was so "in luv" with him as a young girl and his Lady, of course, but he can have that chest hair. He may need to make a wig in the next few years.

He also looks overly tanned. WTF is that?

Anonymous said...

That is unusual. A

phlegmfatale said...

hammer - I'll bet the wimmins went wild. Any panties thrown?

lainy - He's not bad, though. A little modestly looks more attractive on a man, IMHO, but I'm okay with him being who he is.

A - oh, but it's NOT unusual...

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I want to vomit a bit every time I see him with his shirt open, but obviously he is quite taken with his own hairiness.

Christina RN LMT said...

I find this story hard to believe, but whatever! I love his voice, regardless of whether he has chest hair or not.

none said...

Yes there were panties hitting the stage but mostly the women waved them to the music.

breda said...

overly tanned? He looked like a piece of smoked pork.

FatQuarterQuiltFarm said...

Like he's really diggin the "freshly sunburned at the beach look" Quick get my cocoa butter! I gotta let it slide tho.....he's WELSH!(gotta represent/can't deny my ancestrial heritage and current demographics......is Hillbilly!!)

NotClauswitz said...

Waddya do with a drunken Sailor?
Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
....Early in the morning.

Kate said...

Phlegm said: oh, but it's NOT unusual...

GOOD Pun! *laughs*

phlegmfatale said...

barbara - the exhibitionism thing sorta rings hollow with me

christina - I'd rather prefer not to ever think of his chest hair or lack thereof

hammer - still tacky after all these years!

breda - great description! I'm picturing the bin of greasy, browned pig ear chew treats at the local pet emporium

schnoobie - point taken - YAY, HILLBILLIES!

dirtcrashr - Yeah, now THAT I would pay to watch

kate - *hee hee* Glad you liked my cornball humor

Kevin said...

What the hell does he think is going to happen to his chest hair?