BREAKING NEWS:
Move over global warming, primary elections and the price of teacakes in Chinatown:
Tom Jones has insured his chest hair for $7 million (3.5 million pounds). Lloyd's of London said "we can re-hair him. We have the technology."
SRSLY.
13 comments:
Bwahahahah! When I saw him in concert last week he flashed his chest and stomach hair about three times.
I wonder if he's worried about a crazed fan shaving off his tight and curlies?
I wished he still looked that good. Oh well, time does fly.
I was so "in luv" with him as a young girl and his Lady, of course, but he can have that chest hair. He may need to make a wig in the next few years.
He also looks overly tanned. WTF is that?
That is unusual. A
hammer - I'll bet the wimmins went wild. Any panties thrown?
lainy - He's not bad, though. A little modestly looks more attractive on a man, IMHO, but I'm okay with him being who he is.
A - oh, but it's NOT unusual...
I want to vomit a bit every time I see him with his shirt open, but obviously he is quite taken with his own hairiness.
I find this story hard to believe, but whatever! I love his voice, regardless of whether he has chest hair or not.
Yes there were panties hitting the stage but mostly the women waved them to the music.
overly tanned? He looked like a piece of smoked pork.
Like he's really diggin the "freshly sunburned at the beach look" Quick get my cocoa butter! I gotta let it slide tho.....he's WELSH!(gotta represent/can't deny my ancestrial heritage and current demographics......is Hillbilly!!)
Waddya do with a drunken Sailor?
Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
....Early in the morning.
Phlegm said: oh, but it's NOT unusual...
GOOD Pun! *laughs*
barbara - the exhibitionism thing sorta rings hollow with me
christina - I'd rather prefer not to ever think of his chest hair or lack thereof
hammer - still tacky after all these years!
breda - great description! I'm picturing the bin of greasy, browned pig ear chew treats at the local pet emporium
schnoobie - point taken - YAY, HILLBILLIES!
dirtcrashr - Yeah, now THAT I would pay to watch
kate - *hee hee* Glad you liked my cornball humor
What the hell does he think is going to happen to his chest hair?
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