Wednesday, February 20, 2008

bra·zen /ˈbreɪzən/
–adjective
1. shameless or impudent: brazen presumption.


Check out this article about a couple worthless teenage hos who robbed a 9 year old girl scout selling cookies in front of a Winn-Dixie in Lake Worth Florida. The wastrels then came back the next day to taunt the little girl, and were promptly arrested.

If you click on the video file on the article, you'll be treated to the insipid whining of one of the perp bitches bemoaning the fact that after all their hard work to steal that $160-ish dollars from the girl scout and getting arrested and everything, they should at least have gotten to keep the money.

Staggering, innit?


h/t to Attila the Mom
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In comments, Myron said this, and I concur so wholeheartedly that I thought it should go into the text of the post:
They needed a little creative sentencing as practiced by my congressman, Ted Poe when he was on the bench in Houston. Something like stand next to the cookie table wearing a sign saying "I tried to steal from these Girl Scouts."

Yes, those on the bench should be similarly creative more often. I'm all for bawdy, loud behaviour in the proper context, but having no shame about committing crime is something which should be routed out of our culture at every juncture. I do believe in redemption and in moving on and making something of oneself, but you can tell by their attitude that these girls are at the high and pretty end of a steep, low and nasty decline, and being brought up short may be the only wake-up they ever could or would heed. I don't think it'll happen. They're channeling Paris Hilton.

9 comments:

Christina LMT said...

Incredible!

And to the father of the ho? Obviously he fucked up somewhere, but kudos to him for not defending his daughter, but for trying to make things right. If I were him, I'd take the money out of his daughter's hide.

Anonymous said...

I know! I couldn't believe how brazen those little shits were!!! They need their butts torn up!

lainy said...

What a couple of bitches! And to think that they may get a slap on the wrist because they didn't take the money out of the little girls hand is outrages!
I'd take those two brats behind the woodshed.

Myron said...

They needed a little creative sentencing as practiced by my congressman, Ted Poe when he was on the bench in Houston. Something like stand next to the cookie table wearing a sign saying "I tried to steal from these Girl Scouts."

schnoobie said...

Oh MY God Paris!! Like ..we TOTALLY got caught!!That's SO UNFAIR!!!It's completely obvious that she is not sincere in her apology.She needs to be sentenced to do hard time in that tent prison with out designer sunglasses, bottled water and sunscreen.Or......she could be sentenced to not being able to use any personal electronic device for the next um....20 years.....some sort of unremovable electronic shock ankle device.No punishment too severe for this nastay-ho-ass.

phlegmfatale said...

christina - vile! It's got to be embarrassing to have a child misbehave in this way and so publicly, at that.

kvegas - consensus is looking like we need to reinstate flogging. I think Singapore has the right ideer

lainy - score one more for a good sound hiding.

myron - yuppers! brilliant punishment!

schnoobaroobie - A public beating seems the soundest solution to me. Yes, electronics deprivation will work, too.

Zelda said...

How badly do they need to be clobbared? I wonder if it it's possible to beat anything resembling good character into these brats, but I'll try it. Anytime.

Hammer said...

Yep Make them wear a sign in front of their school. Those punks need an ass whoopin as well.

alphonsedamoose said...

All these comments are so harsh. It is all "SOCIETIES" fault hat they are he way they are, not the parents or themselves.
If they do go to jail will they be out in 206 minutes lie other celebs?