Saturday, June 28, 2014

At breakfast with my parents:

Dad: there was a car called an Austin?
Me: like an Austin-Healy?
Dad: I don't know. I heard a funny thing when I was a little kid. 
Me: what was it. 
Mom laughs like "here he goes!"
Dad: There once was a young man from Boston
Went to town and bought him an Austin
     He had room for his ass
     And a gallon of gas
But his balls hung low and he lost 'em
*much laughter at table 
Me: why have you never told me this before now?
Mom: he was waiting for you to be mature enough
Me to Dad: I think we've both just been insulted!

1 comment:

Old NFO said...

LOL... Actually Austin has been around since the early 1900's and the iconic Black London Taxis were Austins... :-)