I liked Beatrice's hat. Really, I did. I thought she looked very cute, actually. It was odd, but delightful. It was certainly memorable, wasn't it? I think it was far from being the ugliest hat or fascinator at the Royal Wedding™. I absolutely love it having a life of its own, too. :)
This has achieved virtual omnipresence, and is clearly a portal to another dimension. Now I have my Halloween costume all settled! Me and half the drag queens on the planet.