Dear Mommeh:
we's likes naps on teh bed wif yew.
we's wants to stay here always, unless there's treats somewhere else.
yew must obey me.
see how proper I am with my ankles demurely crossed?
I'm never naughty, ever.
You will do as I say.
You will do as I say.
I hyp-mo-tized yew.
That is all.
sined: Praline
