Sunday, July 13, 2008

Massive tip of the Stetson to Brigid for this quiz chock-full of asskickery:







What Kind of a Western Bad-Ass are You?
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You scored as John Wayne

You a classic all American cowboy who does the right thing. When you're sober. Which means occasionally. You like horses, the outdoors, whiskey, hot tempered women, whiskey, and bourbon.


Clint Eastwood


100%

John Wayne


100%

Charles Bronson


88%

Lee Marvin


75%

Lee Van Cleef


75%




Good thing I like hot-tempered women- I'm beset on all sides with 'em! Let's see, there's Hols, and my sis and my mom...

As for the "when I'm sober" thingie, Um, I don't really drink very often, actually, but I reserve the right to drink any time I feel like it, dammit. Someone once told me that if you work in property management very long, you'll do one of three things to excess: smoke, drink or cuss. Well, I don't smoke and I don't drink much, but I cuss. A lot. It's therapeutic.

Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!

14 comments:

lainy said...

Funneeeeeeeeeee stuff. I scored a Charles Bronson.

Matt G said...

I think, personally, that I'm most like Clint Eastwood.

Because he's not dead yet.

Attila The Mom said...

Hehehe. I can only imagine the characters you meet in your line of work. ;-)

Brigid said...

That was a fun one. Glad you enjoyed.

phlegmfatale said...

lainy - CB is respectable!

matt- you're such a smarty-britches

attila - Yeah, it's a real roller-coaster

brigid - Thanks!

~Fathairybastard~ said...

I was Lee Marvin. Pretty cool, but I'd rather be the Duke. Jealous.

phlegmfatale said...

Don't fret, FHB - Lee Marvin oozes coolness!

CBLainy said...

Thanks LaP, I appreciate that sweet comment;-)

phlegmfatale said...

You're welcome, lainy!
Did you know that in France, Charles Bronson is a MASSIVE icon? He's called "the ugly man," but he's hugely respected and regarded as wildly, ruggedly sexy. Go figure, eh?

DirtCrashr said...

Lee Van Cleef... Nah, I'm not that good lookin'.

phlegmfatale said...

I don't know about your face, but based on a photo on your blog, from the neck down, you're on fire.

Thud said...

I'm too chicken to take the test just in case I don't come out as John Wayne...erm..what does that say them?

DirtCrashr said...

I'm flattered! My gut-sucking-in works! :-=)

phlegmfatale said...

thud - well, just keep re-taking the test and changing your responses until it gives you what you want to hear.

dirtcrashr - well, it works for me, anyhoo!