Wednesday, July 23, 2008

I suggest there should be an entire range of Puppy Breath aromatherapy products.

The smells from the other end of her, well, I'll not abuse your sensibilities by attempting to describe, but...

Funny thing about JRTs is their tidy, pink little rear-ends. Before a Code Dos bathroom event, sometimes Valentine got what I called a DBPO: dookie bootie pokey-outey. One off-kilter individual spoke laughingly of slicing off a few washers. OTOH, Praline has the most unmistakable *ahem* event horizon I've ever seen. I don't have to bother asking "do you need to go out?" I mean, it's sort of the 800 pound gorilla in the room.

Good doggie for letting momma know.

4 comments:

Breda said...

"dookie bootie pokey-outey"

LMAO! Cats get this too!

phlegmfatale said...

It is descriptive, oui?

lainy said...

Way too funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

I haven't had sensibilities for so long I forgot what they were. LOL

Brigid said...

There was the one morning I'm out in the back of the homestead and Barkley is being slow going. and I'm out there coaxing. . as I'm late for work. . "Go On Go POOP!!. Go POOP!" and I look up to see the neighbors across the way looking at me REALLY strangely.