It's nice to be Ewan MacGregor['s masseuse].
Masseuses at a spa in London got into a catfight recently at the Virgin Clubhouse at Heathrow over who would be the one to administer a cranial massage to the great Scot. No word on what he was wearing that day.
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What in the world is an Indian Head massage? LOL
I'd be scratching out some eyeballs too, even if he wasn't in a kilt.
Cranial...is that what they're calling it now?
OMG! Talk about unprofessional.
I would NEVER act that way...of COURSE not.
Well, at least not for Ewan MacGregor.
[cigar firmly planted in corner of mouth] Hey, hey, hey... I got a massage that'll ease the Great Scot's headache right here ![pointing to a very different part of anatomy]
That was the very FIRST response that popped into my mind when I read this a couple of days ago. Then I thought, "No, I can't post THAT!"
Obviously I overcame my initial reluctance.
My 2nd thought was, "Shoot, the Senior Masseuse pulls rank and either does it herself or assigns the most qualified person to do the job."
Then my primitive brain took over AGAIN for this thought, "Just remind your coworkers how good a shot you are and what's locked in the trunk of your car and Ewan's yours for as long as you want him."
Hilarious!
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