More cruelty from the English tabloids served up hot and steaming for Jack Nicholson, but he can sleep soundly knowing his passport data is secure. Headline? I'm so glad you asked. It's Blubbery Jack Nicholson has a whale of a time in St Barts... but still draws the females. A bit cruel. He's no Sean Connery (who is now 81), but he seems to have no problem pulling the chicks, even with the man-tits on display. The pictures are a bit much, but I did sort of giggle. I didn't understand the point of the above photo, 'ceptin it tied in with the whale story. I think he looks more manatee than whale here. It's sort of strange, trying to figure out what position he's in in the water - I mean, where's his head? I think I see a nipple, but he seems curiously arrayed here. Hmm.
One great site that has hilarious send-ups of celeb faces superimposed into unfortunate photos is PlanetHiltron.com. That's where I found this delicious photo of Cameron Diaz' nerdy little secret and from the presidential mash-ups comes the other abomination. Be sure and check out their re-imaginings of Angelina Jolie and Ann Coulter. *fun*