Saturday, March 15, 2008

Did you hear the Vatican has added a new age list of deadly sins which now include pollution, genetic engineering, extreme wealth, drug dealing and denim containing more than 1% spandex?
Here's a handy index card some brilliant soul devised to help us keep track of deadly sin combinations. I don't know about you, but I plan to sidestep at least a few of these, most notably being "Fat man in Speedos." *ahem*



Thanks to the lovely Lin for sending me this via email.

5 comments:

Christina LMT said...

LOL!

I think a few are missing, though:

Whale tails

Muffin tops

Leaving the empty pizza box in the fridge (grrrrrr!)

Fake eyelashes

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Oh man I'm in big trouble if Saturday is now a sin. Cattiness too, come to think of it. Fortunately I don't believe in sin.

phlegmfatale said...

christina - omg - definitely muffin tops. Fake eyelashes I can actually stand, though.

barbara - Fortunate and convenient. I don't care what they say I won't stay in a world without cattiness.

~Fathairybastard~ said...

Hilarious. Nice to see them trying to stay contemporary.

B said...

Fuck.
The only one I am NOT guilty of is GF.
Same goes for you, hons. At least we're going to hell in good company.