Thursday, December 06, 2007

Wednesday night I took myself and Witches Abroad to dinner at a sushi place. I ordered a couple rolls, and that was ok, but I was blissing out on the reading and I asked for green tea ice cream, but they said they only had GTIC in the form of a dessert, so I tried it. Out came a little dumpling-looking thing, a little wheel of GTIC encased in a 1/8" wrapper of a sticky rice paste flavored with jasmine, and coated in the lightest dusting of powdered sugar, and then a Kate Bush song came on, and it was a very girly moment. It was amazing. I normally don't like jasmine flavor or scent, but it was glorious, in this form, like eating flowers. Yes, I've had my mid-week estrogen fest.
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And now it's time to walk it off.
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Anyhoo. The more I read Terry Pratchett's work, the more I want to stop blogging and just copy his writing in here - he's side-splitting. Despite the whole quiz I took recently, I'm still on the fence about whether I'm more Granny Weatherwax or Nanny Ogg. In this exchange, I definitely fall on the Ogg side of the fence:

Granny Weatherwax's eyes focused immediately somewhere around Magrat's knees.
"And what do you think you're wearing?" she said.
"Ah. Um. I thought...I mean it gets cold up there..what with the wind and everything," Magrat began. She had been dreading this, and hating herself for being so weak. After all, they were practical. The idea had come to her one night. Apart from anything else, it was almost impossible to do Mr. Lobsang Dibbler's cosmic harmony death kicks when your legs kept getting tangled in a skirt.
"Trousers?"
"They're not exactly the same as ordinary--"
"And there's men 'ere lookin', " said Granny. "I think it's
shameful!"
"What is?" said Nanny Ogg, coming up behind her.
"Magrat Garlick, standin' there bifurcated," said Granny, sticking her nose in the air.
"Just so long as she got the young man's name and address," said Nanny Ogg amiably.



Or how about this one--
Nanny raised the hem of her skirt. She was wearing new boots. As boots, Granny Weatherwax could find nothing to complain of in them. They were of proper witch construction, which is to say that a loaded cart could have run over them without causing a dent in the dense leather. As boots, the only thing wrong with them was the color.

"Red?" said Granny. "That's no color for a witch's boots!"

"I likes 'em," said Nanny.



Remind you of anyone?

10 comments:

DBA Dude said...

And the good news is that his writing just gets better and better as you progress through the series.

Expect to be stared at as you LOL while reading them in public spaces.

Mauser*Girl said...

Sounds like a good night out. :)

The ice cream you're talking about is called mochi ice cream. Mochi is the term for the sticky rice outer shell. I love those. They sell them in 4 different flavors at our Global Foods.

lainy said...

Just who does that remind me of? I have it on the tip of my tongue. Really! Oh, I've got it now........

Phlemmy, that's it. Next time, dear girl, please don't make me think so hard this early in the morn ;)

Scaramouche Jones said...

I interviewed Pratchett when I was at Uni. He's a bit of a nerd. Shocking, huh? :)

Wyrd Sisters was the first Pratchett book I ever read...

phlegmfatale said...

dba dude - whenever I eat alone, I always have a book with me, and I laugh A LOT when I'm reading Pratchett. He's brilliant.

mauser girl- THANKS! I was just hoping someone would know what that dessert was called - it's glorious. My new favorite. Which means it will bore me in about 4 months. But for now, I'm loving it!

lainy - SOrry - didn't mean to tax those pre-noon brain-cells. I'll try under-shooting the mark more often.

scaramouche jones - Hey! Nice to see you after so long. Wow, yeah, I'd expect him to be a nerd, but what a privilege to interview him - is the product of your interview available anywhere online so we can read it? If so, I'll link to it on the blog. LOVED Wyrd Sisters.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Now why would I suddenly have a craving for ice cream in the middle of winter? Odd, but I do.

HollyB said...

I'm sure that if I 'twere a Sci-Fi fan and had read this Pratchett of whom you speak, I'd have something witty to post...

Christina said...

I've been on an ice cream kick lately, and I don't know why.
Maybe 'cause winter's rolling in and I need the blubber for hibernation purposes. Who knows?
Terry Pratchett rules, but it's been so long since I read his books, they're hazy in my memory.
Red boots = HOTT!

Lin said...

Red boots say I definitely vote for Nanny as your match.

~Fathairybastard~ said...

Hilarious.