Sunday, December 16, 2007
Man gets put on a sex offender list for 3 years for interfering with a bicycle sexually. (I'm not making this up. This is a real, true story - click on the link for details.)
So that's what the men in those oogy outfits get up to. Yuck.

bicycles have feelings too, ya know. I wonder if they did a rape kit thingie on the bike.

I don't know what's more disturbing-- that this guy made nice to a bike, or that someone actually prosecuted him for having done so.

So, he didn't harm another human being or an animal, and he didn't commit any public weirdness? I say he should be left to his own devices.
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