Tuesday, January 06, 2009

TRUE GRISTLE



You know, I really hate to rag on Madonna, and yet, I don't.


Most likely she didn't micromanage the editing of these photos, but see how the line of the tile floor is skewed when they shrunk her right calf to a withered, concentration camp proportion?
Good googly moogly. She was already scrawny. I've said it before and I'll say it again: if Madonna were a piece of fried chicken, she'd be the last one left on the platter. She'd be selected after the skinny wing with pinfeathers.
Srsly.

5 comments:

steff66 said...

Seriously, I thought you would be discussing her fabulous footwear...lol! She is definitely a tough ol bird. She actually looks GOOD in this pic.

SpeakerTweaker said...

Saw a picture of (the formerly smokin-hawt now, eh, ...) Madonna in some magazine yesterday. They photoshopped her head to stinkin' big, which was funny enough. I'm sure some mild touch-ups were done here and there, too. But you'd think someone somewhere would have done something about the fact that she has the hands of a 75-year-old farmer's widow. Srsly. Girl got some old hands.



tweaker

Thud said...

I feel ill..you should put warnings on pics like this.

g bro said...

You're wrong. She just has such an intense gravitational field that she bends rays of light as they pass near her. You don't EVEN want to see her event horizon.

phlegmfatale said...

steff - she does look GOOD, except for the malnourished posture, and yeah, those shoes'll do.

SPeaker - yeah, large head. ew. I think it wasn't they enlarged the head so much as they shrank the body. ew. man hands.

Thud - heh.

g bro - Honey - she does all those yoga poses so much that there's no way anyone in the free world could have escaped seeing her event horizon. srsly.